Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Happy Birthday Michael!

Today is Michael Barrett's birthday!


Since Michael is the closest thing to a famous person that I actually know this a chance for me to expose all of his secrets to our thousands of readers around the world. Sure, there are plenty of things we could talk about LOSERS like AJ Pierzynski or Carlos Zambrano, but we're not going to mention them. We could talk about how he was first overall pick of the Montreal Expos (America's favorite former Canadian team) in the 1995 draft. For all of those facts about Michael I will point you here (America's new favorite "fact" source).

No friends, this post is about the really important stuff. Like the fact that Michael is in fact the most competitive monopoly player I know and isn't afraid to resort to name-calling when things don't go his way.

It's about the fact that Michael is not just a bad croquet player...he's an awful croquet player.

It's about the fact that he wears old men shirts and is proud of it.


In all honesty, Michael is a great guy. He is passionate about his faith and his family, and is one of the most genuinly caring people you could run across.

Happy Birthday Michael!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Michael!!
Hope you had a great birthday on your special day. We enjoyed our time a day early for your birthday.
We are all so proud of you and your accomplishments with Baseball
in your years of playing the sport.
I love you for being my Grandson
and such a nice guy.
Love, Grandmother Monroe